Yeah, so I've started myself a new blog. I promise to try and behave and not act like an idiot here, although since this is a place for my movie reviews, I might end up not making a single good point.
Yes, movie reviews. To be honest, I've written movie reviews over at the IMDb, years and years ago, and thinking about what I wrote almost makes me cringe. They were amateurish... no, actually, that's an insult to amateurs everywhere. I'd say "sophomoric," but there are actually a few mature sophomores out there and that would be insulting, too. So let's just say they sucked. (Great, two paragraphs in and I'm already using "weasel words." This is going to go great.)
But hey, it's been years since then, and I've actually grown up a bit. I've been reading Roger Ebert reviews for a while now, and have a pretty good grip on how to articulate why a movie sucks instead of just saying that it sucks and making fun of it. I'll still try and make fun of bad movies; but I'll try and do it a little more maturely, and give it a reason for sucking before I get to making fun. (And if you're coming for Agony Booth-style reviews, I'm sad to say that probably won't happen. If it does, I'll try to create a seperate blog for it.)
So yeah. I might not post in this, ever, but I'll try and make a go at actually putting something here.
See ya later,
Sillstaw
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